Did you know?…

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

I only have one of those symptoms. Mostly just because that would be awkward. 

Although, the more that I think about it— having an erect penis for a day would be kind of fun. First, I would probably jack off a lot— at least for the first half of the day. Then, I would try to find nicely shaped holes to penetrate. A doorknob hole would be ideal. Or maybe I could just fashion a glory-hole in a public bathroom. Or both— what the hell?

Having a dick sounds like a blast!

                       How do you boys get anything done? Honestly.